me: "I had ice cream for dinner and now I'm bloated."
Paul: "Haha, sucks to be you"
me: "Nah, it's cool to be me."
Paul: "Yea, you get to do all the fun stuff like tour Britain, grow bonsais, live with monkeys and fight cancer. I want to be you in another life."
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When life gives you breast cancer, make pink lemonade.
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Except I'd be a male version, of course.
You should clearly choose to be a female because not only would you be going for the full effect, but being a guy with breast cancer is less socially acceptable and people will laugh at you.
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